things that must go!

Inspired by Radio from Hell, this is my little list of things that must go.

1. Adam Carolla - The alternative radio station here in Phx doesn't have their own morning show. They broadcast the lovely Adam Carolla. I don't listen to his show, but sometimes when I get in the car in the morning the radio is already on the station and I am accosted by his assinine crap. His show goes a little something like this: "Penis, Huh Huh Huh. Boobs, Huh Huh Huh. Cheap bastards, Huh Huh Huh." One time he seriously said, "What if I put my 'dork' through the mailslot and you could perform oral." Geeze I miss Kerry, Bill and Gina. I want some good clean "Boners in the News." I am dying to hear Bill call someone and Ass-hat!

2. The 20 or more checkstands at most large stores - You don't use them. Why hog up the retail space with them. You could at least use the space to display more tabloids, so I have more headlines to read while I wait 5 hours in line.

3. Women in the locker room who strut around in their underwear or less - If you have a hot body, great, but do you have to rub it in all of our stretchmarked and pudgy faces. If you are trying to be sexy, do it someplace else, I am not interested and I doubt anyone is going to slip you their phone number. If you are extremely overweight, well, really do I have to explain. I cover up, can't you too.

P.S. I really am not this negative all of the time. I am just a lot more interesting and funny when I am irritated. If you want to read about the cute and cheery things in my life , read my other blog.