Since our move a year ago, we have been through 4 pediatricians, not counting the Instacare Dr.'s. There have been at least 3 of those.
I am seeking a Pediatrician who:
1. knows what the hell he/she is talking about.
2. schedules appointments in advance. One Dr.'s office would only schedule for that day. If I didn't call at 5 am I was SOL.
3. tells me what immunizations my child is receiving, before sending the nurse in to jab needles into my kid's leg. I would also appreciate a run through of possible side effects. Is that too much to ask?
4. does not chew gum with an open mouth.
5. does not talk baby talk. Grown men talking baby talk is ridiculous no matter what their profession is. My kid thinks you're ridiculous too, by the way.
6. does not talk to the 2 week old baby about his "guys" while fondling the baby's testes.
7. has a clean office. I do not want to wonder what the stain is on the seat I am sitting on.
8. employs individuals to run the front desk who have at least 2 braincells to rub together.
9. does not make me wait in a little tiny exam room with 3 kids for longer than 15 minutes. My time is important too.
10. does not wear tight fitting scrubs. I also do not want to see chest hair curling out of your V-neck. You are not a 70's porn star.
7 years ago
2 comments:
I once went to a pediatrician who wore tight pants and was very well endowed...looked like a baseball bat was running down his leg. Too bad he was like 80 years old....YUCK!
I like my pediatritian, they are in the building right by banner estrella hospital. They are both women. I can't remember their names,but give me a call and I can look it up for you.
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