New Year's Blah-D-Blah

Yes, I have New Year's resolutions. Oh yes! I do.

1. To be less of a Judgmental Jerk Wad. I realize I am judgmental. I am very intolerant of people who are intolerant. And yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, and I hate hypocritical people. They are so fake. So, you see the inherent problem with my behavior.

So, the specifics on how I will achieve this goal. I will not talk bad about individuals to anyone but my husband. (Hey, a girl's gotta vent sometime.) I will only make fun of stereotypical groups of people (i.e. Typical Wal-mart Shoppers) and I will only do it for the sake of humor, not maliciously.

2. To live a less processed and chemical life. I find the concept of sustainability very intriguing. Honestly, I would love to live on lots of acreage somewhere in the Pacific Northwest with a few close friends, raise yummy organic food and make as much stuff as we can. The boys will still go to work, the kids will feed the goats and chickens while me and my friends knit cute hats made from angora rabbit fur to sell at the local farmer's market. I don't see it happening any time soon, but it is a nice little dream.

Until then, we will eat our own chicken eggs. We will have a garden, dagnabbit! I will continue to use cloth diapers. I will make as much of our food from scratch as I can. No more cream of salt and MSG soup, no more cans of dough that pop, no more store bought mixes (with the exception of brownie mix, because homemade just aren't the same!) I am going to check around and find some locally grown meats and if we can afford it, we will eat it. I have also started experimenting with homemade natural cleaners. There will be lots more on this later, but so far it has been very fun and the stuff really works and works well!

So far that is it for my New Year's resolutions. I would like to add that I am going to quit caffeine, but we all know that is a fantasy. Maybe someday they will invent a patch or a pill like the ones to get off nicotine. Until that day, give me my Diet Coke and no body gets spanked!

My Spidey Sense is Tingling

Isn't it amazing how the day you become a mother you are endowed with super hearing powers. In the middle of the night, all my kids have to do is breath funny and I am instantly awake and alert. I swear I can hear them thinking about crying.

Night after night, I am the one to rush down the hall to comfort a little one. When I go back to my bed (which is now cold), I listen to my peacefully sleeping husband's soft snores and I ponder yet another injustice in the genders. Then I "accidentally" kick him in the shin.

Joyful Girl

I haven't felt inspired to write lately. The usual fodder for my writing flame is stuff that irritates me and lately I haven't been irritated. Perhaps it's the weather.

Really I think it is partly that I am starting a little on-line business and it keeps my brain going. It is kind of filling the creative void that has been increasing in depth ever since I quit working. I am pretty sure it won't be amazing. I am positive I won't be the next famous bloggy hip stay at home mommy with amazing pictures of my gorgeous, perfect children sporting my newest creations, but I am having fun and hopefully it will make enough money to pay for more fabric to make more stuff.

I am also running with some girls from church. Love those endorphins. Love making new friends. Maybe I will lose a little of my BIF (Butt in Front).

Anyway, the late night talk shows are beginning, which means I have been messing around on the internet for way too long. Off to bed! Here's to more joyful days!

Name Please?

I have been thinking about starting a little business on-line selling nursing covers and hopefully diapers made from recycled T-shirts. The diapers are proving to be a little more difficult to get going (more on that later).

Anyway, I have been trying to think of a business name so I can put together a website. Any ideas? I am fresh out of creativity today.

I'm not crafty! I'm an artisan!

So here are some of the projects I was stressing over.

Scarf for Sis N Law.

Lap quilts for Bro and his wifey.

Reversible capes (idea stolen from my cousin) for monkey boy and niece and nephews.

Sun painted fat quarters for my quiltin' momma.

Doorway puppet theater for Drama Queen. She got the puppets last year for Christmas.


So, I'm not sure DQ will be believing in Santa for long. She told my mom, "Santa did not make my puppet theater. It was my mom's creation. I saw the picture of the faces she was working on." I told her that I helped Santa because he was so busy. She told me, "No, the elves help Santa." I said, "Well, Santa came. He ate your cookies and drank the milk." She replied, "Yeah, he ate the cookies." Then she paused for a minute, I could see the wheels turning in her little brain. "No! You ate the cookies!" At that point I just gave up and dropped the subject. Good grief!