Mooooooommy!

There is a never ending stream of tattle flowing from Drama Queens mouth, always several decibels higher than necessary.

Mommy, Monkey Boy is throwing mud at me!

Mommy, MB pulled the chicken's tail!

Mommy, the baseball will have to come inside. MB keeps throwing it at me. I am worried that he might hit my head and I might die.

Mommy, MB is opening the forbidden window.

Mommy, MB is cleaning the worms again.

Mommy, MB is putting rocks in the pool.

Mommy, he hit me with a fly swatter.

Mommy, MB poked me.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.