Top 10 things I love about being Mom.
10. Tension headaches!
9. Waking early every morning to gigantic, stinky, poopy diaper.
8. The mom stutter. "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" or "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
7. Cheerios on the floor, in my purse, in the car, in my bed, in the couch, . . . you get the idea.
8. Kate screaming from the bathroom, "I'm done!"
7. Permanent black marker all over the legs of our new table. (I swear we didn't even own a permanent black marker. Where the hell did he find that!?!"
6. Milk art on the carpet created with a drippy bottle.
5. When I forget I am in public and yell at the kid in my demon voice. Everyone stares at me with the "Wo, she's a psycho mom" look and then they give the children a look of pity.
4. Having to clean the stashed sippy or bottle now containing some sort of cheese rather than milk.
3. Needing to mop the kitchen floor everyday. (Needing to, not actually doing)
2. Kate telling everyone in line at the grocery store that I am an idiot. (I made a mistake filling out a deposit slip at the bank and said to the bank teller, "Sorry I'm an idiot." Kate won't let me forget it. She tells everyone!)
1. Jonas using my nipples as a hand hold for pulling himself up onto my lap.
7 years ago
8 comments:
Ha, ha, ha!! These are all super funny, but #1... oh goodness. Ouch!
I laughed to hard at these.
Too funny. Couldn't stop laughing
you're fun katrina!
Such a funny list. The big poops I can relate to. Benjamin loves to wait until we go out somewhere public than make a huge, explosive sounding poop which usually get all over himself and the world eternal.
Oh, this is great. "I LOVE IT."
Katrina haven't you heard of Magic erasers? girl you have got to invest in some of those, actually lots of those.. the kids had a sharpie in Grant's beloved VW van and there were beautiful scribbles everywhere... thank you magic erasers .... now Grand doesn't need to know that ever happened..
That is SO hilarious! The funniest part is I can totally relate!
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