New Rules of the Walker House

1. Don't touch the baby!

2. When Baby is sleeping, do not forcefully shove the binky in his mouth.

3. Do not hug, lay your head on or squeeze the baby.

4. Do not try and get a reaction by screaming at sleeping baby.

5. Do not kiss the baby while he is eating. Mom needs her space during feeding time.

6. Yes, Mom is glad you can say "eye" and that you know which body part it is, but please refrain from poking Baby in the eye.

7. Do not talk about his poop, his pee or ask questions about his "circle thing that he goes pee out of."

8. Do not laugh about the time Baby shot poop all over Mom.

9. Do not ask questions about the feeding process.

10. Do not point out that Mom's belly is still big or that it is really soft and squishy.

11. While Mom is feeding baby do not go in her bathroom and play in her make-up, pour yourself a glass of milk, play with sharp knives, or beat the hell out of each other.

12. Don't touch the baby!